So, yesterday, on Mother's Day, one month before my 26th birthday, I found TWO white hairs in my eyebrow. What's up with that?
I'm still young, dagnabit. My life is not exciting enough for my hair pigment to be disappearing. The offending hairs have been eradicated, but I know they were there. And now, in addition to all of the other obsessive grooming techniques I've developed over the years, I have to add White Hair Eradication to the list. It doesn't seem fair that I have blackheads and spots in addition to white hairs. Next on the list? Wrinkle Patrol.
I'm getting ooooooold. What a world, what a world!